May 15
I am good at wanting things I can’t afford.
May 15
I’m good at revising Amazon reviews when my opinion changes.
May 03
I am good at creating awkward silences
May 01
I’m good at typing on a keyboard really hard so people near me feel inadequate.
Apr 22
I’m good at suggesting cemetery picnics.
Apr 22
I’m good at saying “What?” in a high-pitched voice.
Apr 20
I’m good at warning fellow diners when a dish “has a little bit of a kick”.
Apr 15
I’m good at inadvertently taking the only position in the room where soon enough the sun will be in my eyes.
Apr 15
I am good at thinking about homework, but not doing homework.
Apr 14
I’m good at overusing the word “hizzy”.
Apr 14
I am good at playing that song I like a million times in a row.
Apr 14
I am good at knowing if a stray hair on a plate came from my own head.
Apr 13
I am good at singing incorrect lyrics that still rhyme and make sense.
Apr 10
I’m good at whiling days away.
